you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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