Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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