And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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