omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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