it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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