No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
