You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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