after a month anything with tits is on the radar
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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