So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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