I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
