Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
do herpes really smell.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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