Can i not drive my cunt home
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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