seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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