HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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