How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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