Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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