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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.

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  I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  It's shedding

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  I told you penises don't tan

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere

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• (209): View more from California

  Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?

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