I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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