i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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