Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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