Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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