I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
There's even glitter on my cock...
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