Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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