did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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