trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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