so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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