O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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