I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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