yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
