Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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