I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I will die if light touches me.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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