carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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