How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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