The maid of honor just puked.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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