I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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