tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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