i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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