when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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