I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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