So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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