so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously