Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.