I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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