we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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