I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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