Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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