i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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