did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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