Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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