I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm both gender and math confused
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