I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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