I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.