He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress