and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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