I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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