Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Why did my mother make you get naked?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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